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I'm bored, and lieu of the recent whacky dream I had. I'd thought I'd share some from my dream journal. I don't usually dream, but when I do. It's always bat shit.
I shall share a few dreams of the epic bat shit.
Dream #1: Last night's Dream July 4, 2009
"When Scifi movies meet Anime and Legend of Zelda and have sex."
It first starts out in a random shopping mall in Texas. I don't know the name, but I think it has features of almost everyone I've been to. (It has the same foodcourt as the one in Mississippi)
For some reason, I'm with my parents, who are currently accross the country, so I wtf.
We are also in cosplay. Which is also wtf. I'm Edward Elric, my dad is Kenshin (Which the thought almost makes sense, he likes samurai X), and my mom is May from pokemon. My Mom hates anime, and she hates pokemon,so yeah...it already doesn't make sense but it does, because she says she is there for the octopus. Alas. Her looking for an octopus made a lot more sense in the dream at least.
Well, we start walking through the food court, and by BK, My mom screams "OCTOPUS" and points. I follow the finger and stare. To find 
staring back at me, terrified.
Strangely, is also wearing a pink octopus suit that resembles a pokemon, and she takes off running, and my mom chases.
My dad face palms muttering "Why do I take you and your mother anywhere?" and goes to wallow his sorrows in the arcade.
Me, free of parents, wander to the bookstore, which is like....
Um...This store is kind of what happens when wallmart and barnes and nobles have sex and have a sin of nature.
I Pass the entertainment section and stop. Why? Do you ask? There's about five naked women lounging around the entertainment section eating popcorn and watching-
No. Not porn. Discovery Channel. I know. Weird right?...and it's not what you're thinking either...it's a -space- documentary.
One of the blonds turn their heads to me, all creepy like, and says. "Watch the cosmos with us." ...before knocking me out with a 16" screen TV and I fall through the floor. Yes. Through it. Not to it.
Suddenly. AFter falling through the floor, I'm floating through space, and I can't control where I go ....I'm like swimming and grabbing on to shit to avoid crashing into planets. Like saturn's rings and stuff.
Then I hear the narrator to "We're Back, a Dinosaurs tale" talking all wise like about the cosmos, and how the universe is going to be destroyed soon.
I look to my left and see this old guy with a long beard and a wizard's cape floating next to me. THAT'S WHERE the voice was coming from! It makes a lot more sense now!" I was thinking in the dream...though now I wtf more at it.
Well. When I look foward again. I see this giant meteorite. And this all turns into...putty dominos. The meteor crashes into earth, which then is sent off orbit through the moon and into mars, which crashes into mars and so on, until everything spirals into the sun and blows up, taking venus in the blast.
The old man vanishes, and I am also blown out of orbit...and instead of flying...I am once again falling, and I land on a comet or something...probably Halley's comet.
'cept. I land infront of a temple onto -sand-....and hell. It kind of looks like....the rapids water park in FL...but with briges..and instead of concrete, sand. The temple behind me is like rocky and shit...and in front of it. My mom is lining up random guys in pokemon costumes.
"WHO HAS A DIGITAL CAMERA. I'M ABOUT TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE" She hollars.
Then this ghost-Cat-Monkey thing, slithers down the wall of the temple with a neon green cell phone.
She points it at me and the pokemon costumed people, and-
CLICK
I wake up, and wonder what drugs I consumed last night.
Dream #2: January 11, 2008
"Sex changes, Random Prince, Identity theft."
Well. I start out in this weird getup...all romanesque regal style, and I'm looking through books in a study.
Then some one calls out to me, opening the door.
"Prince Razereth!" they call me. "Allow me to hide here."
I hear the door close and I look down. MY BOOBS ARE GOOOOOONE. I AM A MAN. I look up again, and I see
..another prince? He's decked out too! With a sparkly crown and everything. He locks the door, turns off the lights, and-
Well- We start to make out. -don't look at me like that. It was a good idea at the time of the dream. I swear!
Don't worry. Sadly, it doesn't turn into some fucked up wet dream. He opens my shirt, and miraculously, boobs like..bounce out of my...flat chest?
He grins. "AT LAST. My twin brother, I've been waiting for this day-"
Keys jingle, and he goes rigid shoving me off the odd...couch ...sofa thing. I know, rl nice right?
"I forgot the mormon had a skeleton key!" (don'taskmewhyonekeyjingles) "Quickly. Escape to the main hall through the window!"
So...I crawl out of a weird cupboard window, out into the open and shirtless.-SUCH WOULD BE LESS EMBARRASSING IF I WERE STILL A MAN WITH A CHEST, BUT ALAS.
I ninja my way outside. Into the courtyard...and run into....a group of guards.
I wake up when they look at me strangely, and I wonder what Freud would say to that.
Dream 3: October 30th, 2007 (I think I was looking at colleges at that time..it is also the date of my parent's anniversary)
"RE meets school, with a dash of Birthday party hotdogs."
This dream, I believe, I have shared before.
Well, the dream starts out, actually...rather plausible. Me and my dad are going to the old elementry school he worked at to pick up some files, for his transfer.
Well...we go inside, and it magically turns out to be a high tech facility. The halls are metal, doorways go swoosh. Some rooms are connected via plastic tubing....it's like...really trippy. Well, my dad takes me to the library where he had worked, and says. "Stay here, don't move until I come back."
Then he leaves and swipes a card on the metal-swoosh- doors, putting a level 4 security lock.
At this time I'm thinking. Why not take me with him? and even worse. Why so high a security level. My answer....is granted
with a long mroaaaaaaan. There. Was. A Zombie. In the library.
....my dad locked me in to be catfood for a zombie?
Strangely I don't feel bad, and randomly decide that he wanted me to kill it, and only I can do it.
So I start throwing books at it. While it kind of...moves in slo mo towards me. So it's not...really scary at all.
Though, when I pull one book, the wall swings around, revealing a. DUN DUN DUN. A SECRET PASSAGE TO A HI TECH ELEVATOR SHAFT.
Ignoring the zombie because I have wondaful ADHD at this point. I run to the center platform. The whole empty room, resembles the mind chamber thing...with the helmet from X-Men that he uses to find mutants.
It only goes to Basement level 7. I think. Why the fawk does an elementary school have 8 basements.
Of course. All the other shit in there is normal. Figures.
I go down to the basement, and I find this motor scooter that only LOOKS like a motorcycle, and I rev it up, thinking
"I'll ride the tunnels to the top, and then rescue daddy!"
That's when Resident evil meaty dog things come out of random cages that totally weren't there before and chase me.
Gates start closing everywhere. all VHRRRRRRRRRR.....VHHHHHHRRRRRRR....VHRRRRRRR and I have to gas it to make it past the last one, that trap the evil doggies behind me. and I fly out of the hole...into a lake side BBQ. Palm trees and everywhere.
...and my dad was serving hotdogs...all WANT SOME?
I wake up before I can enjoy such hotdog. 
Strangely with that dream...the hotdog was the only thing that pissed me off. I was HUNGRY. >8C
Perhaps I shall share more of them later......Who knows. I'm hungry.
Dream Journal 
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